All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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