why didn't you poke me back
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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