Can i not drive my cunt home
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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