oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
this is an emotional support booty call
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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