I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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