And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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