i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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