fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
