cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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