I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
