The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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