my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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