just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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