there's paper in my vomit.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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