Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
All the doctor said was why
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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