So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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