i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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