do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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