his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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