Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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