Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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