yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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