Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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