her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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