I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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