he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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