Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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