its not stalking. its research.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I had to cum in my sink.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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