To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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