i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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