Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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