she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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