Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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