Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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