I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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