Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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