I will die if light touches me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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