You work out of a Hotel?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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