he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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