Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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