Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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