Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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