sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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