After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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