he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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