Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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