I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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