She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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