it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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