Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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