and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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