I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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