Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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