I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
there is puke in my bra ... again
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