Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
