I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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